I don’t know how the fuck I am going to deal with seeing all this Gravity Falls shit everywhere - my ex is the creator

Pretty soon people will be drawing porn of the main character who is based off of him

This is going to be really interesting

These are Wonderful.

Star-Burns: [to Professor Kane] So, uh, so here’s what I’m thinking… I’m a drug dealer, right? And you’re a scientist.  So… couldn’t we get a… Breaking Bad type of thing going?

—Community 3.01, “Biology 101”

My recent (but very small, mind you) involvement in helping two people become long distance fuck buddies has given me piece of mind, almost like I’ve passed a torch. I thank her because for some reason this happening has finally helped me over this shit.

I wish there was a way we could have been friends without him only wanting to fuck me all the time. I get that I’m sexy, okay. I’m used to it. But seriously, talk to me like I’m a fucking human being.

Other than the sex, the atheism, and the rock and roll, there was nothing we had in common.

Life goes on.

Oh my lord

It’s just one thing after another after another after another today.

Nothing is going right at all. Still, I’m keeping my head above water, even if it is covered in bruises.